Review by: Goremetal 666
Date: 19th April 2008
An amusement park in America has booked KISS to play for 3 nights in order to bring in more
people to make a higher profit. However this isn’t an ordinary amusement park. Something (or
someone) is kidnapping people and turning them into really crappy looking Androids!! It’s up to our
heroes to save the day, win the girls, and just rock out!
I’ll go out on a wing here and say this is probably the cheesiest telemovie ever made! You can tell
right from the get go it was just made to cash in on KISS’s fame. The story sucks ass, hell the
whole thing plays like a real bad Scooby Doo episode, except you know who’s behind all the bad
stuff right from the first 10 minutes!!
KISS fans will probably cry when they see the whole absurdity of the whole thing. We get Gene
breathing fire, Paul shooting laser beams out of his eyes and other silly nonsense like this, not to
mention the utterly shitful overdubs and fight scenes with the Androids! kung fu KISS anyone?
Other highlights include a Robotic Barbershop Quartet that breathes!, the dodgiest haunted since
our local show and the most piss poor excuse for a group of punks I have seen 8 year olds
would’ve loved this back in the day, not now the whole thing is so fucking shit I don’t think KISS
themselves would own up to being in this!!
A DVD release does exist but I am not sure who released it, and well basically unless you’re a
KISS-a-holic, I wouldn’t bother with this at all.
Date: 19th April 2008
An amusement park in America has booked KISS to play for 3 nights in order to bring in more
people to make a higher profit. However this isn’t an ordinary amusement park. Something (or
someone) is kidnapping people and turning them into really crappy looking Androids!! It’s up to our
heroes to save the day, win the girls, and just rock out!
I’ll go out on a wing here and say this is probably the cheesiest telemovie ever made! You can tell
right from the get go it was just made to cash in on KISS’s fame. The story sucks ass, hell the
whole thing plays like a real bad Scooby Doo episode, except you know who’s behind all the bad
stuff right from the first 10 minutes!!
KISS fans will probably cry when they see the whole absurdity of the whole thing. We get Gene
breathing fire, Paul shooting laser beams out of his eyes and other silly nonsense like this, not to
mention the utterly shitful overdubs and fight scenes with the Androids! kung fu KISS anyone?
Other highlights include a Robotic Barbershop Quartet that breathes!, the dodgiest haunted since
our local show and the most piss poor excuse for a group of punks I have seen 8 year olds
would’ve loved this back in the day, not now the whole thing is so fucking shit I don’t think KISS
themselves would own up to being in this!!
A DVD release does exist but I am not sure who released it, and well basically unless you’re a
KISS-a-holic, I wouldn’t bother with this at all.
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Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park
DVD/APPROX. 96 MINS/1988/USA UNRATED
DVD/APPROX. 96 MINS/1988/USA UNRATED
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