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Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
DVD/APPROX. 96 MINS/1988/USA UNRATED
DVD/APPROX. 96 MINS/1988/USA UNRATED
2.5
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An amusement park in America has booked KISS to play for 3 nights in order to bring in more people to make a higher profit. However this isn’t an
ordinary amusement park. Something (or someone) is kidnapping people and turning them into really crappy looking Androids!! It’s up to our
heroes to save the day, win the girls, and just rock out!
I’ll go out on a wing here and say this is probably the cheesiest telemovie ever made! You can tell right from the get go it was just made to cash in
on KISS’s fame. The story sucks ass, hell the whole thing plays like a real bad Scooby Doo episode, except you know who’s behind all the bad stuff
right from the first 10 minutes!!
KISS fans will probably cry when they see the whole absurdity of the whole thing. We get Gene breathing fire, Paul shooting laser beams out of his
eyes and other silly nonsense like this, not to mention the utterly shitful overdubs and fight scenes with the Androids! kung fu KISS anyone?
Other highlights include a Robotic Barbershop Quartet that breathes!, the dodgiest haunted since our local show and the most piss poor excuse
for a group of punks I have seen 8 year olds would’ve loved this back in the day, not now the whole thing is so fucking shit I don’t think KISS
themselves would own up to being in this!!
A DVD release does exist but Iits going to be hard as hell to track down, and well basically unless you’re a KISS-a-holic, I wouldn’t bother with this
at all.
ordinary amusement park. Something (or someone) is kidnapping people and turning them into really crappy looking Androids!! It’s up to our
heroes to save the day, win the girls, and just rock out!
I’ll go out on a wing here and say this is probably the cheesiest telemovie ever made! You can tell right from the get go it was just made to cash in
on KISS’s fame. The story sucks ass, hell the whole thing plays like a real bad Scooby Doo episode, except you know who’s behind all the bad stuff
right from the first 10 minutes!!
KISS fans will probably cry when they see the whole absurdity of the whole thing. We get Gene breathing fire, Paul shooting laser beams out of his
eyes and other silly nonsense like this, not to mention the utterly shitful overdubs and fight scenes with the Androids! kung fu KISS anyone?
Other highlights include a Robotic Barbershop Quartet that breathes!, the dodgiest haunted since our local show and the most piss poor excuse
for a group of punks I have seen 8 year olds would’ve loved this back in the day, not now the whole thing is so fucking shit I don’t think KISS
themselves would own up to being in this!!
A DVD release does exist but Iits going to be hard as hell to track down, and well basically unless you’re a KISS-a-holic, I wouldn’t bother with this
at all.
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