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LovecraCked! The Movie
DVD/APPROX. 87 MINS/2006/USA UNRATED
DVD/APPROX. 87 MINS/2006/USA UNRATED
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Elias the director/writer of LovecraCked! The Movie, has made a horror/comedy anthology of H.P. Lovecraft stories. The film could be summarised
as being sort of like Re-animator meets Creepshow, Tales from the Crypt with a splash of Monty Python thrown into the mix! This movie will
have you laughing so hard. Elias, who plays the role of a journalist, takes us on a wild goose chase all over the place trying to find out if H.P.
Lovecraft is real or not.
Now this movie is a movie you need to watch with your brain turned off to enjoy this film, you end up getting to enjoy not just comedian journalist
but several independent film makers short films such as...
* Tomas Almgren - BugBoy
* Brian Barnes - Witch's Spring
* Brian A. Bernhard - And This Was on a Good Day
* Grady Granros - Chaos of Flesh
* Justin Powers - History of the Lurkers
* Jane Rose - The Statement of Randolph Carter
* Simon Ruben - Alecto
* Doug Sakmann - Re-Penetrator
* Ashley Thorpe - Remain
Along with a few more short stories in the Extras, FUCK The Voice Inside is one short film you need to check out on this film, it has won several
awards and I now know why.
The movie starts off as a professional investigative journalist (Director Elias) who works for the obscure writers of supernatural horror of science
fiction who also likes to pat on the asses of young boys from time to time, is trying to fucking finish his god damn fucking monologue about the life
of the legendary obscure horror writer H.P. Lovecraft, to whether if he really did exist at all, and without any real hard facts or evidence. All the
evidence he has is a few short stories that he might of wrote, only because his name was printed on the front of the cover page of the films. The
un-named professional investigative journalist starts a to trace back the H.P. Lovecraft's mysterious past, by showing us a home where he didn't
even lived in, cows, sheep and a dog he did even own. But what does this professional investigative un-named journalist know about H.P.
Lovecraft past, absolutely nothing. The investigative journalist believes that maybe H.P. Lovecraft might have been abducted and raised by aliens?
The unnamed professional investigative journalist searches and starts asking people in the street a few questions about the horror writer H.P.
Lovecraft, even if it means getting shot, bashed with a briefcase by a man who's having an emotional break down due to not having a job, he even
drops by to have a chat to Lloyd Kaufman the President and Founder of Troma at Tromaville in New York, who is at the time getting a blowjob by
Lance (a fellow employee of Troma) at Troma, while every question he asks Lloyd about H.P. Lovecraft, he always manages to start talking about
nothing but his own Troma movies in every breath he takes, before storming out and hunting down Lance for round two.
You are probably saying to yourself right now, "What the fuck is this guy on about" well trust me I have no clue (laughs). Like I said before
LovecraCked! The Movie is kinda one of those films that doesn't make sense at all but is truly enjoyable to watch, even right down to the weapon
wielding psychopaths, evil temptresses, creatures from beyond, forces of the unknown, zombie sex... and a professional investigative journalist
who hasn't got a clue about H.P. Lovecraft. This film is funny as hell, but you have to turn your brain off and not try to think about where the story
is going, cause there is no story its just 9 awesome short stories from 9 different indie film makers all jam together on a DVD, with scenes of a
journalist doing a documentary on H.P. Lovecraft... that's about it.
Biff Juggernaut Productions has also added a few more short films in the extras, again Elias brings us a 13 minute short film called "The Voice
Inside" which is about a twisted vision of what a person who suffers from schizophrenia, while he tries to impress the voice in his head with
tablets, you get a front row seat and see what this one man puts himself though. Its was like watching the demonic hand scene in Evil Dead 2,
but far more shocking and violent, just wait and see what he does with the hammer (Laughs), I can see why it has won several awards called like
THE MOST OFFENSIVE, MOST PERVERTED and MOST DISTURBING awards throughout film festivals in the USA. You have to be truly fucked in the
head to not completely enjoy this film and its extras, shit have you ever seen a Masturbating Ghost? Well have you? Nope- well here is your
chance too (Laughs).
LovecraCked! The Movie is truly a hilarious film, and if you don't find yourself laughing at the humour and funny interviews, you will find yourself
enjoying 9 of the mix and twisted short stories. LovecraCked! The Movie is an awesome film and you have to check it out, I highly recommended
you buy this on DVD.
To know more about this film go to the Biff Juggernaut website, and check out the trailer for LovecraCked! The Movie. So then you will have a
good idea what this film is exactly about.
as being sort of like Re-animator meets Creepshow, Tales from the Crypt with a splash of Monty Python thrown into the mix! This movie will
have you laughing so hard. Elias, who plays the role of a journalist, takes us on a wild goose chase all over the place trying to find out if H.P.
Lovecraft is real or not.
Now this movie is a movie you need to watch with your brain turned off to enjoy this film, you end up getting to enjoy not just comedian journalist
but several independent film makers short films such as...
* Tomas Almgren - BugBoy
* Brian Barnes - Witch's Spring
* Brian A. Bernhard - And This Was on a Good Day
* Grady Granros - Chaos of Flesh
* Justin Powers - History of the Lurkers
* Jane Rose - The Statement of Randolph Carter
* Simon Ruben - Alecto
* Doug Sakmann - Re-Penetrator
* Ashley Thorpe - Remain
Along with a few more short stories in the Extras, FUCK The Voice Inside is one short film you need to check out on this film, it has won several
awards and I now know why.
The movie starts off as a professional investigative journalist (Director Elias) who works for the obscure writers of supernatural horror of science
fiction who also likes to pat on the asses of young boys from time to time, is trying to fucking finish his god damn fucking monologue about the life
of the legendary obscure horror writer H.P. Lovecraft, to whether if he really did exist at all, and without any real hard facts or evidence. All the
evidence he has is a few short stories that he might of wrote, only because his name was printed on the front of the cover page of the films. The
un-named professional investigative journalist starts a to trace back the H.P. Lovecraft's mysterious past, by showing us a home where he didn't
even lived in, cows, sheep and a dog he did even own. But what does this professional investigative un-named journalist know about H.P.
Lovecraft past, absolutely nothing. The investigative journalist believes that maybe H.P. Lovecraft might have been abducted and raised by aliens?
The unnamed professional investigative journalist searches and starts asking people in the street a few questions about the horror writer H.P.
Lovecraft, even if it means getting shot, bashed with a briefcase by a man who's having an emotional break down due to not having a job, he even
drops by to have a chat to Lloyd Kaufman the President and Founder of Troma at Tromaville in New York, who is at the time getting a blowjob by
Lance (a fellow employee of Troma) at Troma, while every question he asks Lloyd about H.P. Lovecraft, he always manages to start talking about
nothing but his own Troma movies in every breath he takes, before storming out and hunting down Lance for round two.
You are probably saying to yourself right now, "What the fuck is this guy on about" well trust me I have no clue (laughs). Like I said before
LovecraCked! The Movie is kinda one of those films that doesn't make sense at all but is truly enjoyable to watch, even right down to the weapon
wielding psychopaths, evil temptresses, creatures from beyond, forces of the unknown, zombie sex... and a professional investigative journalist
who hasn't got a clue about H.P. Lovecraft. This film is funny as hell, but you have to turn your brain off and not try to think about where the story
is going, cause there is no story its just 9 awesome short stories from 9 different indie film makers all jam together on a DVD, with scenes of a
journalist doing a documentary on H.P. Lovecraft... that's about it.
Biff Juggernaut Productions has also added a few more short films in the extras, again Elias brings us a 13 minute short film called "The Voice
Inside" which is about a twisted vision of what a person who suffers from schizophrenia, while he tries to impress the voice in his head with
tablets, you get a front row seat and see what this one man puts himself though. Its was like watching the demonic hand scene in Evil Dead 2,
but far more shocking and violent, just wait and see what he does with the hammer (Laughs), I can see why it has won several awards called like
THE MOST OFFENSIVE, MOST PERVERTED and MOST DISTURBING awards throughout film festivals in the USA. You have to be truly fucked in the
head to not completely enjoy this film and its extras, shit have you ever seen a Masturbating Ghost? Well have you? Nope- well here is your
chance too (Laughs).
LovecraCked! The Movie is truly a hilarious film, and if you don't find yourself laughing at the humour and funny interviews, you will find yourself
enjoying 9 of the mix and twisted short stories. LovecraCked! The Movie is an awesome film and you have to check it out, I highly recommended
you buy this on DVD.
To know more about this film go to the Biff Juggernaut website, and check out the trailer for LovecraCked! The Movie. So then you will have a
good idea what this film is exactly about.
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