Review by: zer0hal0
Date: 31st May 2008
Burning Angel Entertainment releases another horror movie porn spoof of one of the most loved
and well known horror movies from the 80s: its H.P Lovecraft’s Re-Animator. But in the porn
community as you already might know, they tend to change the title of the movie and make sound
more erotic. So guys and gals, prepare yourselves for a review called Re-Penetrator by Doug
Sakmann.
Re-Penetrator begins with a mad evil scientist named Dr. Hubert Breast (Tommy Pistol) who is
trying to reanimate a dead stripper’s corpse (Joanna Angel) back to life by inserting his secret
serum into her vagina. Hoping that his serum will work, he can then make her become his very own
sex slave, submitting her to every sexual desire he has every dreamt about. But resurrecting the
dead does comes with its cost, as the doc soon runs out of his own juice, she isn’t satisfied
enough and decides to give the Doc a special zombie tune up I guess you can say.
After having the pleasure to review Burning Angels The XXXorcist which was also directed by
filmmaker Doug Sakmann. I had to get my seedy hands also on a copy of Re-Penterator because
lets face the facts, one porno is never enough (right guys?). Man…. What a fucking beaut this
movie turned out to be, yeah she might be a little straight to the point and over before you know
it, but unlike other horror pornos, Re-Penetrator is one brutal fuck-fest that any
gorehound/lovecraft fan will get their rocks off too.
Joanna Angel is one hell of a gorgeous piece, any man or woman would love to have a rumble in
the sheets with. There isn’t one thing Joanna doesn’t do, you just about name it and she will just
about do it (oral, anal, pussy, ass to mouth, mouth to pussy, pussy to ass ..etc) damn I am
getting a fat just thinking about it. If every woman on earth could fuck or have a drop of Joanna’s
sexual chemistry, earth would definitely be heaven. And talking about chemistry, once again
Tommy Pistol is also starring in Re-Penetrator as like he did in The XXXorcist, and by the looks
of it they both will be going hard once again on screen in the soon to be release Evil Head (2008 -
another horror spoof from Sam Raimi's Evil Dead). These two definitely look good on screen,
that's without a doubt.
The gore factor is pretty fucking full on guys. As the Doc goes in for the growl and she begins to
gush blood from her twat (which fucking grossed me out), but the end of the movie is where it
becomes fairly extreme, when the zombie starts tearing apart the Doc with her bare hands, ripping
his guts and vital organs out one by one. It was the sickest but also a turn on, fuck scene I have
ever seen in a long time.
I can’t fault Burning Angel Entertainment at all when releasing a new movie genre called horror
porn. This genre has been around for a while now, and if you have done your research you will
know what films I am talking about. But one thing I honestly love about Burning Angel
Entertainment is that all the women listed in his suhweet company are all 100% natural, no fake
tits, lips, asses or liposuction 40yr old actresses. They’re just your 20ish natural looking
gothic/punk girls, going hard on screen, just so we can rub a couple out too.
Even though the movie only runs for about 26mins, the DVD is chock-o-block filled with special
extras. You have theatrical trailers, re-examination (behind the scenes footage), an audio
commentary with cast and director, bonus fuck scenes from several other Burning Angel movies
and much, much more goodies. Re-Penetrator has also won several awards over the past couple
years, one which Burning Angel Entertainment is very fond of is winning was the AVN Awards in
2006, of the Most Outrageous Sex Scene.
And a special little note to Doug Sakmann, for Christs sakes bro, do not stop doing what you’re
doing. It’s good to know someone has the balls to go out on a limb, and create these tremendous
movies. Keep up the awesome work man, because you and all the Burning Angel crew have our
loyal support here at DVD Resurrections.
And the rest of you, what the fuck are you waiting for. Forget about jerking yourself off while
waiting for your internet to load up pages on the net. So wipe away the crusty jizz stains from
your keyboard and buy this DVD right now. You better hurry before you they run out of copies
once again.
Date: 31st May 2008
Burning Angel Entertainment releases another horror movie porn spoof of one of the most loved
and well known horror movies from the 80s: its H.P Lovecraft’s Re-Animator. But in the porn
community as you already might know, they tend to change the title of the movie and make sound
more erotic. So guys and gals, prepare yourselves for a review called Re-Penetrator by Doug
Sakmann.
Re-Penetrator begins with a mad evil scientist named Dr. Hubert Breast (Tommy Pistol) who is
trying to reanimate a dead stripper’s corpse (Joanna Angel) back to life by inserting his secret
serum into her vagina. Hoping that his serum will work, he can then make her become his very own
sex slave, submitting her to every sexual desire he has every dreamt about. But resurrecting the
dead does comes with its cost, as the doc soon runs out of his own juice, she isn’t satisfied
enough and decides to give the Doc a special zombie tune up I guess you can say.
After having the pleasure to review Burning Angels The XXXorcist which was also directed by
filmmaker Doug Sakmann. I had to get my seedy hands also on a copy of Re-Penterator because
lets face the facts, one porno is never enough (right guys?). Man…. What a fucking beaut this
movie turned out to be, yeah she might be a little straight to the point and over before you know
it, but unlike other horror pornos, Re-Penetrator is one brutal fuck-fest that any
gorehound/lovecraft fan will get their rocks off too.
Joanna Angel is one hell of a gorgeous piece, any man or woman would love to have a rumble in
the sheets with. There isn’t one thing Joanna doesn’t do, you just about name it and she will just
about do it (oral, anal, pussy, ass to mouth, mouth to pussy, pussy to ass ..etc) damn I am
getting a fat just thinking about it. If every woman on earth could fuck or have a drop of Joanna’s
sexual chemistry, earth would definitely be heaven. And talking about chemistry, once again
Tommy Pistol is also starring in Re-Penetrator as like he did in The XXXorcist, and by the looks
of it they both will be going hard once again on screen in the soon to be release Evil Head (2008 -
another horror spoof from Sam Raimi's Evil Dead). These two definitely look good on screen,
that's without a doubt.
The gore factor is pretty fucking full on guys. As the Doc goes in for the growl and she begins to
gush blood from her twat (which fucking grossed me out), but the end of the movie is where it
becomes fairly extreme, when the zombie starts tearing apart the Doc with her bare hands, ripping
his guts and vital organs out one by one. It was the sickest but also a turn on, fuck scene I have
ever seen in a long time.
I can’t fault Burning Angel Entertainment at all when releasing a new movie genre called horror
porn. This genre has been around for a while now, and if you have done your research you will
know what films I am talking about. But one thing I honestly love about Burning Angel
Entertainment is that all the women listed in his suhweet company are all 100% natural, no fake
tits, lips, asses or liposuction 40yr old actresses. They’re just your 20ish natural looking
gothic/punk girls, going hard on screen, just so we can rub a couple out too.
Even though the movie only runs for about 26mins, the DVD is chock-o-block filled with special
extras. You have theatrical trailers, re-examination (behind the scenes footage), an audio
commentary with cast and director, bonus fuck scenes from several other Burning Angel movies
and much, much more goodies. Re-Penetrator has also won several awards over the past couple
years, one which Burning Angel Entertainment is very fond of is winning was the AVN Awards in
2006, of the Most Outrageous Sex Scene.
And a special little note to Doug Sakmann, for Christs sakes bro, do not stop doing what you’re
doing. It’s good to know someone has the balls to go out on a limb, and create these tremendous
movies. Keep up the awesome work man, because you and all the Burning Angel crew have our
loyal support here at DVD Resurrections.
And the rest of you, what the fuck are you waiting for. Forget about jerking yourself off while
waiting for your internet to load up pages on the net. So wipe away the crusty jizz stains from
your keyboard and buy this DVD right now. You better hurry before you they run out of copies
once again.
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Re-Penetrator
DVD/APPROX. 26 MINS/2004/USA X-RATED
DVD/APPROX. 26 MINS/2004/USA X-RATED
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