Well Hello there Minions! Kevin Strange, Hack Movies Mastermind here to hook what's under
your eyelids and inside your earholes up with an ASTOUNDING new Short film piece from
Hack Movies! And by "hook up" I don't mean the kind of hook up that you do on lonely friday
nights, I.E. Hooking up with your 13 year old sister's friends via webcam chat hoping they'll
flash you some under-aged titty! NO! I'm talking this new newness from the underground is
coming at you Straight Up FREE Style!
Thanks to our homies down under at DVD Resurrections, who got the exclusive on this
freshness, you get to experience a completely full Hack Ass Movie! Not a teaser clip or a
trailer, but the full god damn frontal nudity of Hack Movies! This shit is the FINAL
transmition from us until the debut of the trailer for the most anticipated Hack Movie of all
time. That's right, without any more delays, Hack Movies is set to embark on the most
ambitious, most offensive, most extreme feature length gore/comedy/shock/trash movie of
our careers.
Written and Directed by yours truly, Kevin Strange, who will also get back behind the camera
to do the cinematography for the first time since Colonel Kill Motherfuckers, with Special
Effects by FX master PJ, and starring Terrence and Perander themselves, Joe Hammerstone
and Erik A. Williams, It Came From my Pants is set to go into production in the next Month!
But first...enjoy Nixon and Hogan Meet Satan.
And don't forget to check out www.hackmovies.com for our full length feature films.
You're welcome Minions!
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