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Queen Sartanika hosts a reality show for aliens, Plunder That Planet. The object of the
show is to harness all of Earth’s sexual energy as she needs this to recharge her sexual
batteries. Searching around the globe she spies 4 chicks from a pop group. (Who
conveniently call themselves Top Heavy!) Deciding that these four girls (and there
Road Manager) have the highest sexual energy rate they play a few games with there
minds, until they are brought into the alien galaxy to do battle with the evil aliens.
But these girls are no ordinary girls, especially the main one (Julie K Smith) who’s G
spot is in her left nipple. One of the girls has made an Aluminum bra type thing which
is supposed to stop Julie having an orgasm from touching her left tit, but for some
reason it has the opposite effect and shoots laser beams!!! I think I should also mention
here that all these ladies are absolute honeys, and drop there tops like hot potatoes!
Shit they nude up more frequent than Laura Gemser in All of her Emanuelle roles!
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Xenon Pictures have even thrown a fair chunk of extras on the disc as well. All up with
a combined running time of about? Hour there’s Deleted Scenes, Behind The Scenes,
Casting Footage, and more, Also included is a few trailers from other Xenon films.
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Being a big fan of Flesh Gordon, I always look forward to watching Sexploitation Sci-Fi
Comedies (of which none will surpass Flesh). This movie however is basically just a
cheesy Sci Fi, with a stadium full of tits. All the comedy aspects of it die in the ass
because they are all pretty lame. That’s not to say that the show itself is shit. In the
right frame of mind it is quite enjoyable, albeit a tad silly. Don’t go watching this if
you’re after a big, serious Star Trek type Sci Fi. This is a spoof in every sense of the
word
This is Director Chuck Cirino’s first Feature length film and I feel he has done a fairly
good job. Certain changes could have been made to some scenes though. A few cuts
for pacing here, a bit more story emphasis there. Just basic stuff like that to make it
flow a bit more, it’s a tad choppy, but I can live with it as it is. Although being his
first Directing job he has been in & around movies since the 80’s, mainly scoring films
such as Chopping Mall, Sorority House Massacre II, Return Of The Swamp Thing etc.,
before becoming a cinematographer (starting with The Bare Wench Project)
The CGI in this, compared to big budget Hollywood tripe, is completely shit; however
it suits the style of the movie. All the outer space stuff looks like backgrounds from the
old Rollcage game on Playstation!
As I’ve mention if you go into this looking for a really geeky Star Trek type Sci Fi you
will get bored shitless. If however you are looking for a good, fun no brainer to kill
time and wanna see a lot of titties, this is your disc.
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