“They'll do anything to save Earth. ANYTHING.”
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--THE PLOT
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Queen Sartanika hosts a reality show for aliens, Plunder That Planet.
The object of the show is to harness all of Earth’s sexual energy as she
needs this to recharge her sexual batteries. Searching around the
globe she spies 4 chicks from a pop group. (Who conveniently call
themselves Top Heavy!) Deciding that these four girls (and there Road
Manager) have the highest sexual energy rate they play a few games
with there minds, until they are brought into the alien galaxy to do
battle with the evil aliens.
But these girls are no ordinary girls, especially the main one (Julie K
Smith) who’s G spot is in her left nipple. One of the girls has made an
Aluminum bra type thing which is supposed to stop Julie having an
orgasm from touching her left tit, but for some reason it has the
opposite effect and shoots laser beams!!! I think I should also mention
here that all these ladies are absolute honeys, and drop there tops like
hot potatoes! Shit they nude up more frequent than Laura Gemser in
All of her Emanuelle roles!
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--VIDEO
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No comment
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--AUDIO
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No comment
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--EXTRAS
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Xenon Pictures have even thrown a fair chunk of extras on the disc as
well. All up with a combined running time of about? Hour there’s
Deleted Scenes, Behind The Scenes, Casting Footage, and more, Also
included is a few trailers from other Xenon films.
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--FINAL THOUGHTS
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Being a big fan of Flesh Gordon, I always look forward to watching
Sexploitation Sci-Fi Comedies (of which none will surpass Flesh). This
movie however is basically just a cheesy Sci Fi, with a stadium full of
tits. All the comedy aspects of it die in the ass because they are all
pretty lame. That’s not to say that the show itself is shit. In the right
frame of mind it is quite enjoyable, albeit a tad silly. Don’t go
watching this if you’re after a big, serious Star Trek type Sci Fi. This is
a spoof in every sense of the word
This is Director Chuck Cirino’s first Feature length film and I feel he
has done a fairly good job. Certain changes could have been made to
some scenes though. A few cuts for pacing here, a bit more story
emphasis there. Just basic stuff like that to make it flow a bit more,
it’s a tad choppy, but I can live with it as it is. Although being his first
Directing job he has been in & around movies since the 80’s, mainly
scoring films such as Chopping Mall, Sorority House Massacre II, Return
Of The Swamp Thing etc., before becoming a cinematographer
(starting with The Bare Wench Project)
The CGI in this, compared to big budget Hollywood tripe, is completely
shit; however it suits the style of the movie. All the outer space stuff
looks like backgrounds from the old Rollcage game on Playstation!
As I’ve mention if you go into this looking for a really geeky Star Trek
type Sci Fi you will get bored shitless. If however you are looking for a
good, fun no brainer to kill time and wanna see a lot of titties, this is
your disc.
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--TRAILER
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